Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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