Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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