dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How does one acquire holy water?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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