is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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