Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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