btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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