Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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