Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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