i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
COCAINE IS GR8
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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