Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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