pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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