He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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