dude i'm inner monologue high
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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