While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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