This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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