I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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