that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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