We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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