I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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