I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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