yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
A+ Viking dick
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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