would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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