Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
this hospital has no fireball
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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