Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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