Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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