Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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