OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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