He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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