Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Banned from zoo.
Again?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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