I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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