i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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