I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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