drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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