Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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