I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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