I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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