If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
