She announced her abortion via fbk
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
worst night to have a conscience
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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