The best revenge is premature balding
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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