I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
