So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.