he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records