PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.