its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?