We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I can't trust your balls anymore.