Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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