is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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