Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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