So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He has the fingertips of a God
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