I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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