Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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