Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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