he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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