What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just sucked dick on a ferry
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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