What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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