I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Shame - the story of my life.
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