I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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