4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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