Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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