i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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