i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have aggressive nipples.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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