K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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