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Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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