Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You need Xanax blowdarts
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
